Dripping CUNT
I'm all for letting it drip.... but sometimes, you need to take a break and be taken kiaruf.
Some people believe a dripping CUNT is a means to survive adulthood, but while I support making it drip my dear take a sabbatical....
As a young adult, I have found that navigating adulthood requires you to be suffering from a severe case of dripping CUNT. I guess we are at the juncture where I tell you to get your mind out of the gutter because the “CUNT” I’m referring to affects all genders. When I say CUNT I mean;
Charisma/ Control
Uniqueness
Nerve
Talent
We all know that figuring out this “adulting” thing is not an easy thing to do, but the truth of the matter is that there is no prescribed way to be an adult. We all kinda figure it out on our way and decide on what works for us, the best of us tap into their CUNT and the dripping starts. These people are considered strong. This generation is so used to working round the clock to make money, even when we are on our personal time, and need to rest we use all that time for decision-making and planning how to work for more money, forgetting the importance of chilling out. A lot of us are in our twenties but living without the fun we are supposed to have in our twenties.
Remember the saying “all work and no play makes jack a dull boy”? Looking at those who have excelled at this thing called life, they all possess seriously dripping CUNTs read about Kanye West, Steve Babaeko, Shonda Rhimes, Steve jobs, Chimamanda Adichie, Lionel Messi, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti. They have this charisma about them, call it an air of elegance or finesse and grandeur. They also have this uniqueness to them and are usually referred to as having solid or strong personalities and, they all stand out in their chosen fields and always have the nerve to go against the norm. They are not afraid to sail and conquer uncharted waters and territories and are used to doing stuff by themselves; in as much as they are non-conformists, they have the talent to back up all these attributes. I recommend that you read “The CEO’s Bible” by Azuh Arinze, that book was given to me by Steve Babaeko in my third year as an undergrad and it is one of the best gifts I’ve ever received. one thing I’m sure about is that for these people to maximize their CUNT, they turn it off once in a while; either by spending time with loved ones or vacations or just taking a mental health break.
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Some people believe God and a dripping CUNT are the means to survive adulthood, but while I support the belief in a greater force and making it drip, my dear take a sabbatical; learn to rest, take a break, reboot, yield power to someone else, relax and be taken kiaruf. Something happened to me recently that made me realise that sometimes we need to rest from being strong all the time.
I needed something important fixed and Yellow Bobo (a light-skinned guy) the beautiful man I talked about in my last post offered to go with me to fix it. we agreed to meet at the repair shop but due to traffic I got there before him and being used to facing things and doing things for myself, I had gone ahead to make enquiries about the repair and I was told a ridiculous price. I heard the price and my soul left my body and I was speechless, thankfully my phone rang and I had to pick up Yellow Bobo downstairs. I explained my findings to him and immediately we got upstairs he took charge, asking why it was that expensive and that he didn’t agree with their ridiculous price he picked up the stuff I wanted to repair and he said “Ajike( that’s me) let’s go”. He made a call, we went somewhere else and the issue was resolved for a cheaper price he called and texted to make sure I wasn’t worried, ran point through the whole process and all I did was pick up.
I was so used to being “strong” that I would have paid 22,000 Naira extra for the repair at the first shop. That experience taught me that dripping CUNT alone oshe! To navigate adulthood you need people that will take charge alongside your dripping CUNT. The moment I was no longer the primary person concerned about the repair, I felt light, calm, and less worried and I could breathe again. A good feeling I enjoyed.
In 2023, We need to relax and be taken kiaruf. You and I need to make a conscious effort to yield control, be vulnerable, rest from being strong, and let someone else take charge and who knows, you might just save 22,000 Naira.
I like this. My cunt drips all the time. It is time to relax and let it be taken kiaruf!
No truer words have been said. While reading this, I actually felt it too. We really need to rest. A day in the month, a week in 3 months...an hour in 24hrs, just rest a bit. Whatever the storm is,it just might be there when u return but then we need to be sane to face the storm. Nice article didi!!